{"id":18003,"date":"2018-10-06T00:01:42","date_gmt":"2018-10-06T05:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=18003"},"modified":"2018-10-05T09:32:12","modified_gmt":"2018-10-05T14:32:12","slug":"sorry-were-late-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=18003","title":{"rendered":"Sorry We&#8217;re Late"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Andy Woodhull with a lament!<br \/>\nI have a wifey type substance that sounds<br \/>\njust like his, and I do mean exactly.<br \/>\nPut on a movie, heads for the bathroom.<br \/>\nHave to be somewhere at a certain time, does her nails.<br \/>\nAre they all like that?<br \/>\nMaybe.<br \/>\nSomeone should do a study.<br \/>\nI think that person should be of the masculine persuasion&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  <iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kk01VENBYjE\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andy Woodhull with a lament! I have a wifey type substance that sounds just like his, and I do mean exactly. Put on a movie, heads for the bathroom. Have to be somewhere at a certain time, does her nails. Are they all like that? Maybe. Someone should do a study. I think that person [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18003"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18004,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18003\/revisions\/18004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}