{"id":18321,"date":"2018-11-22T00:01:40","date_gmt":"2018-11-22T05:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=18321"},"modified":"2018-11-21T10:13:36","modified_gmt":"2018-11-21T15:13:36","slug":"comedy-101-radio-11-22-18-thanksgiving-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=18321","title":{"rendered":"Comedy 101 Radio 11.22.18 Thanksgiving Show!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The usual&#8230;Turkeys, Overeating, Football and all<br \/>\nthe tomfoolery that comes with it.<br \/>\nIt feels kinda weird, yesterday I fed a large flock of<br \/>\nturkeys at my house before I left for work, and<br \/>\nupon arriving at work I see yet another flock<br \/>\nwaiting for viddles.<br \/>\nThe latter grouping knows my car, when they see<br \/>\nit they head right for me.<br \/>\nThese are huge animals, as large as some dogs that<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve owned, and they make the cutest noises.<br \/>\nThink of THAT as you&#8217;re gnawing on a drumstick!<br \/>\nSome classic Pinette, Stan Freberg, and the<br \/>\nEvolution Control Committee.<br \/>\nEat slow and steady, unless of course you are<br \/>\nhaving relatives over that annoy and befuddle you.<br \/>\nThen stuff it in and let it rip.<br \/>\nIf you know what I mean&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Street Meat- Mike Phirman<br \/>\nColumbus Discovers America- Stand Freberg<br \/>\nEat Like an American- Jim Gaffigan (s-up)<br \/>\nMaking Cookies- Rick Segall<br \/>\nFast Food- Stevens and Grdnic<br \/>\nAll You Can Eat- Kevin Meaney (s-up)<br \/>\nCheesecake Truck- King Missile<br \/>\nPilgrim&#8217;s Progress\/Take an Indian to Lunch-Stan Freberg<br \/>\nI&#8217;m Happy to Be Back- Ty Barnett (s-up)<br \/>\nThanksgiving- Heywood Banks<br \/>\nPossum Loaf- The Trailer Park Troubadours<br \/>\nTurnips- John Pinette (s-up)<br \/>\nOverlapping Waist- Bobby Jimmy &#038; The Critters<br \/>\nThe Thanksgiving Story- Stan Freberg<br \/>\nMen&#8217;s Cooking Show- Richard Jeni (s-up)<br \/>\nBlack Friday- Steve Couch<br \/>\nSpatula City- Weird Al Yankovic<br \/>\nFood- Michael Somerville (s-up)<br \/>\nDropkick Me, Jesus- Bobby Bare<br \/>\nWhat it Was, Was Football- Andy Griffith<br \/>\nFood- Sean Morey (s-up)<br \/>\nDiet Song- Shel Silverstein<br \/>\nBreakfast- The Evolution Control Committee<br \/>\nI Call Ribs- Dan Cummins (s-up)<br \/>\nRub Some Bacon On It- Rhett and Link<br \/>\nLunch- The Evolution Control Committee<br \/>\nWorst Cookie Ever- Gary Gulman (s-up)<br \/>\nAnchovey Pizza- The Downloaders<br \/>\nDinner- The Evolution Control Committee<br \/>\nWhole Milk- Kathleen Madigan (s-up)<br \/>\nWhat the Hell Did You Eat?- Todd Yohn<br \/>\nYou People are Fat- The Frantics<br \/>\nHungry Bears- Alonzo Bodden (s-up)<br \/>\nFootball Man- Bananas at Large<br \/>\nTerminal Football- Flaherty, Ramis, Belushi, Doyle-Murray<br \/>\nFootball Referee- Richard Jeni (s-up0<br \/>\nThe Asparagus- Noel Paul Stookey<br \/>\nEating Animals- Kyle Kinane (s-up)<\/p>\n<p>No, it is not lost on me that both John Pinette and<br \/>\nKevin Meaney both have sets here that make it clear that<br \/>\ntoo much food is not a good thing&#8230;and that they both<br \/>\npassed away from complications of overeating and poor fitness.<br \/>\nLife has a way of making you notice things.<br \/>\nHappy Thanksgiving!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?attachment_id=18322\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-18322\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ShotTurkey.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"643\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ShotTurkey.jpg 643w, https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ShotTurkey-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/ShotTurkey-624x466.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 643px) 100vw, 643px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The usual&#8230;Turkeys, Overeating, Football and all the tomfoolery that comes with it. It feels kinda weird, yesterday I fed a large flock of turkeys at my house before I left for work, and upon arriving at work I see yet another flock waiting for viddles. The latter grouping knows my car, when they see it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18321"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18324,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18321\/revisions\/18324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}