{"id":18559,"date":"2018-12-04T00:01:28","date_gmt":"2018-12-04T05:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=18559"},"modified":"2018-12-03T13:47:59","modified_gmt":"2018-12-03T18:47:59","slug":"toilets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=18559","title":{"rendered":"Toilets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jim Gaffigan with a facilities comparison!<br \/>\nPersonally, I think bathrooms should be like<br \/>\na car wash.<br \/>\nYou start on what end and finish on the other.<br \/>\nConveyor belts, flashing lights, loud horns,<br \/>\ncompressed air and high pressure hoses.<br \/>\nAnd a buffing machine for the very end.<br \/>\nCredit cards accepted&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CAS2k0hx5n8\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jim Gaffigan with a facilities comparison! Personally, I think bathrooms should be like a car wash. You start on what end and finish on the other. Conveyor belts, flashing lights, loud horns, compressed air and high pressure hoses. And a buffing machine for the very end. Credit cards accepted&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18559"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18560,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18559\/revisions\/18560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}