{"id":18702,"date":"2018-12-13T00:05:50","date_gmt":"2018-12-13T05:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=18702"},"modified":"2018-12-12T11:10:26","modified_gmt":"2018-12-12T16:10:26","slug":"the-night-santa-went-crazy-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=18702","title":{"rendered":"The Night Santa Went Crazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Weird Al Yankovic with a holiday classic!<br \/>\nIn the sense that St. Nick is a homicidal<br \/>\nmaniac with a HUGE bone to pick &#8220;classic&#8221;.<br \/>\nI always thought the fat guy would snap one day.<br \/>\nOverworked (over a billion houses in ONE day!),<br \/>\nunderpaid (He shares a dwelling with an old woman,<br \/>\nthousands of midgets and numerous wild animals!)<br \/>\nand hopelessly behind the times (No Smart Phone, App,<br \/>\nor GPS!)&#8230;that&#8217;s a recipe for years of therapy, at<br \/>\nthe least, or decades of hard time and solitary<br \/>\nconfinement, at the most.<br \/>\nAnd his sleigh doesn&#8217;t have heat!<br \/>\nRumor has it this was brought on by an<br \/>\nall night bean feeding frenzy by the reindeer,<br \/>\nthe day before&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0FJU4GrXztE\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weird Al Yankovic with a holiday classic! In the sense that St. Nick is a homicidal maniac with a HUGE bone to pick &#8220;classic&#8221;. I always thought the fat guy would snap one day. Overworked (over a billion houses in ONE day!), underpaid (He shares a dwelling with an old woman, thousands of midgets and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18703,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18702\/revisions\/18703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}