{"id":19131,"date":"2019-01-04T12:04:20","date_gmt":"2019-01-04T17:04:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=19131"},"modified":"2019-01-04T19:44:19","modified_gmt":"2019-01-05T00:44:19","slug":"comedy-101-playlist-1-3-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=19131","title":{"rendered":"Comedy 101 Playlist 1.3.19"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s a new year, and with that comes uncertainty and confusion.<br>Hey, I&#8217;m dark, did you really think I was going to praise the<br>upcoming months as the magnificent Dawn of a New Era?!<br>Nope.<br>I&#8217;m just supplying the mirth, you folks are on your own when it<br>comes to optimism and focus.<br>Life is a roller coaster ride and  as you well know when the ride<br>is over we&#8217;re right back at the beginning, where we started.<br>Naked, crying and ugly as hell!<br>As far as metaphors go that wasn&#8217;t my best but the day, and the year, <br>are still quite young.<br>Some new material this week, with lots of older classic pieces thrown in<br>for good measure.<br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dear Boss- Mike Cross<br>Speed- The Not Ready for Prime Time Players<br>Grocery Store Corral Guy- Tommy Ryman (s-up)<br>Redneck Ninjas- Tom Smith<br>Chatting with Blanche and Gladys- The Vestibules<br>Lazy Eye- Tyler Boeh (s-up)<br>Must Sell Screenplay- Subplot A<br>Type &#8220;A&#8221; Vacation Village- Synaptic Anarchy Playhouse<br>Cousteau- Richard Jeni (s-up)<br>The Old Me- Mike Phirman<br>Dr. Loon&#8217;s Clinic- Late Show<br>All You Can Eat- Kevin Meaney (s-up)<br>Hurray for Captain Spaulding- Groucho Marx<br>MacGregor&#8217;s Kilts- The Dead Alewives<br>I Got a Germ Thing- Adam Ferrara (s-up)<br>Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot- The Crypt Keeper<br>Fox in Socks- Dr. Seuss<br>Don&#8217;t Mess with Nature= Alonzo Bodden (s-up)<br>The Martian Boogie- Brownsville Station<br>Ed Shepp Exposes Salmelope Cruzak- Ed Shepp<br>In Defense of Vanilla Ice- Gary Gulman (s-up)<br>Wimpiest White Man in the World- Gerry House<br>Cliche Heaven- Ken Nordine<br>I Totaled My Car- Maryellen Hooper (s-up)<br>I&#8217;m Schizophrenic- Faust &amp; Lewis<br>I Don&#8217;t Eat Burritos Anymore- G. 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