{"id":19459,"date":"2019-01-23T00:04:25","date_gmt":"2019-01-23T05:04:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=19459"},"modified":"2019-01-22T23:05:15","modified_gmt":"2019-01-23T04:05:15","slug":"jason-voorhees-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=19459","title":{"rendered":"Jason Voorhees at Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have often wondered what the criminally insane do<br>in their private lives.<br>I&#8217;ll bet they&#8217;re just like you and I, except bat-poop crazy.<br>Judging by this documented footage Mr. V seems quite<br>focused, highly goal oriented, adept at planning, and<br>in great physical shape.<br>And let&#8217;s face it, all he really wants is to stop teenagers<br>from having unprotected sex.<br>He seems very misunderstood&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Robot Chicken - Jason Voorhees at Home [adult swim]\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bavGGIUulKw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have often wondered what the criminally insane doin their private lives.I&#8217;ll bet they&#8217;re just like you and I, except bat-poop crazy.Judging by this documented footage Mr. V seems quitefocused, highly goal oriented, adept at planning, andin great physical shape.And let&#8217;s face it, all he really wants is to stop teenagersfrom having unprotected sex.He seems [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19460,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19459\/revisions\/19460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}