{"id":20003,"date":"2019-02-22T00:06:11","date_gmt":"2019-02-22T05:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=20003"},"modified":"2019-02-21T11:30:17","modified_gmt":"2019-02-21T16:30:17","slug":"liposuction-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=20003","title":{"rendered":"Liposuction"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da Vinci&#8217;s Notebook with a spirited vocal arrangement!<br>This procedure is not for everyone.<br>If you weigh less then a hundred pounds and you&#8217;re <br>six feet tall, sidestep the performance and find <br>yourself a greasy buffet somewhere.<br>On the other hand&#8230;<br>If your bathroom scale screams when you get on it,<br>Your breath smells like the dumpster at a Chinese <br>restaurant , and you have a hotdog sticking out of<br>your left ear you just might need the service being<br>discussed here.<br>You are welcome&#8230;<br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Da Vinci&#039;s Notebook - Liposuction\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5hYff21cJiw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da Vinci&#8217;s Notebook with a spirited vocal arrangement!This procedure is not for everyone.If you weigh less then a hundred pounds and you&#8217;re six feet tall, sidestep the performance and find yourself a greasy buffet somewhere.On the other hand&#8230;If your bathroom scale screams when you get on it,Your breath smells like the dumpster at a Chinese [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20003"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20004,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20003\/revisions\/20004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}