{"id":23288,"date":"2019-08-24T00:04:11","date_gmt":"2019-08-24T05:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=23288"},"modified":"2019-08-23T23:34:13","modified_gmt":"2019-08-24T04:34:13","slug":"bart-can-stop-time-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=23288","title":{"rendered":"Bart Can Stop Time"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure the world is ready to have Bart in God mode.<br>I, on the other hand, would love to have the ability to<br>make time freeze, and would use it very wisely.<br>Until someone angered me.<br>Then things would get very interesting indeed.<br>I&#8217;d better stop right there&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/youtu.be\/i6sTatKAXt0\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure the world is ready to have Bart in God mode.I, on the other hand, would love to have the ability tomake time freeze, and would use it very wisely.Until someone angered me.Then things would get very interesting indeed.I&#8217;d better stop right there&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23288"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23289,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23288\/revisions\/23289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}