{"id":23867,"date":"2019-09-25T00:06:50","date_gmt":"2019-09-25T05:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=23867"},"modified":"2019-09-24T22:46:20","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T03:46:20","slug":"dust-mites-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=23867","title":{"rendered":"Dust Mites"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heywood Banks at his finest.<br>It&#8217;s coming up to wood stove season, things are<br>getting really dry, these guys will be out in droves.<br>A drove of mites, I believe that is the official mite <br>name for a quantity larger than ten.<br>I&#8217;m no scientist, don&#8217;t take my word for it.<br>Listen to the song&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Dust Mites,dustmites,the dustmite song the dust mite song\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kG0e6KOIZAI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">  <br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heywood Banks at his finest.It&#8217;s coming up to wood stove season, things aregetting really dry, these guys will be out in droves.A drove of mites, I believe that is the official mite name for a quantity larger than ten.I&#8217;m no scientist, don&#8217;t take my word for it.Listen to the song&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23867"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23868,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23867\/revisions\/23868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}