{"id":23994,"date":"2019-10-03T00:04:56","date_gmt":"2019-10-03T05:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=23994"},"modified":"2019-10-03T01:12:41","modified_gmt":"2019-10-03T06:12:41","slug":"true-facts-about-the-octopus-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=23994","title":{"rendered":"True Facts About the Octopus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ze Frank with a homage to those without a backbone.<br>Smart as a whip and twice as  slippery, the octopus <br>has been known to, sell before the market crashes, <br>use coupons at the grocery store, and wash its hands<br>after using the facilities.<br>The perfect life form were it not for the fact the it<br>almost never tips, even after a great meal.<br>Incapable of running at high speeds due to its <br>eight testicles, the common octopus must use <br>alternative modes of escape should it <br>feel the need to flee an enemy.<br>Uber, a skate board or, in some cases, a rider lawn <br>mower are favorite modes of transportation when<br>in trouble.<br>No truth to the rumor that it shouts out &#8220;So long <br>suckers!&#8221; when it loses an arm&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"True Facts About The Octopus\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/st8-EY71K84?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ze Frank with a homage to those without a backbone.Smart as a whip and twice as slippery, the octopus has been known to, sell before the market crashes, use coupons at the grocery store, and wash its handsafter using the facilities.The perfect life form were it not for the fact the italmost never tips, even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23994"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24010,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23994\/revisions\/24010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}