{"id":25023,"date":"2019-12-01T00:02:30","date_gmt":"2019-12-01T05:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=25023"},"modified":"2019-11-30T22:24:07","modified_gmt":"2019-12-01T03:24:07","slug":"horrible-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=25023","title":{"rendered":"Horrible Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A superb piece of stand-up from Dan Cummins.<br>I consider this to be a classic, love to give it air time.<br>One naughty bit at the 1:12 mark, no need to hide the <br>kids in the basement though, do what I do.<br>Take two pillows, put one over each ear and duct tape<br>the puffy little buggers in place, wrapping each one<br>at least twenty or thirty times  to ensure that no<br>offensive audio gets through.<br>Then put them in the garage, preferably in a large<br>trash can bound in chains.<br>Dan is dark, dark is funny, Dan is funny&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Horrible Thoughts\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/umIw6lHn8bA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A superb piece of stand-up from Dan Cummins.I consider this to be a classic, love to give it air time.One naughty bit at the 1:12 mark, no need to hide the kids in the basement though, do what I do.Take two pillows, put one over each ear and duct tapethe puffy little buggers in place, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25023"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25024,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25023\/revisions\/25024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}