{"id":26975,"date":"2020-03-22T00:06:43","date_gmt":"2020-03-22T05:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=26975"},"modified":"2020-03-21T21:12:38","modified_gmt":"2020-03-22T02:12:38","slug":"i-janitor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=26975","title":{"rendered":"I Janitor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The New Duncan Imperials with an ode to those <br>that clean up after you.<br>They sweep, mop, unclog, disinfect, squeegee, <br>and buff that which is drab.<br>I&#8217;ve been told that I&#8217;m a little on the drab side.<br>And yet, I&#8217;ve never been buffed.<br>I&#8217;ve been rebuffed.<br>She was way out of my league, I understood.<br>It still hurt.<br>I wonder if it hurts to be buffed&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"I, Janitor\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ttOXizxBd2U?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The New Duncan Imperials with an ode to those that clean up after you.They sweep, mop, unclog, disinfect, squeegee, and buff that which is drab.I&#8217;ve been told that I&#8217;m a little on the drab side.And yet, I&#8217;ve never been buffed.I&#8217;ve been rebuffed.She was way out of my league, I understood.It still hurt.I wonder if it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26976,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26975\/revisions\/26976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}