{"id":27080,"date":"2020-03-29T00:02:19","date_gmt":"2020-03-29T05:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=27080"},"modified":"2020-03-28T21:33:06","modified_gmt":"2020-03-29T02:33:06","slug":"our-kids-are-trying-to-kill-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=27080","title":{"rendered":"Our Kids Are Trying to Kill Us"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Christopher Titus with a humorous set about building<br>tolerances to the things that could kill us and the <br>snotty nosed little buggers that help that happen.<br>He touches on why it&#8217;s currently really important to<br>close the schools down, to stop the spread of the Corvid-19<br>virus and get things back to normal.<br>A quick relevant f-bomb at the 49 second mark, I&#8217;d <br>recommend covering any clergy you have in the house <br>with several hundred pounds of packing peanuts.<br>Wash your hands first&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Our Kids Are Trying to Kill Us!\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kAxNYqWCyUc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">  <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christopher Titus with a humorous set about buildingtolerances to the things that could kill us and the snotty nosed little buggers that help that happen.He touches on why it&#8217;s currently really important toclose the schools down, to stop the spread of the Corvid-19virus and get things back to normal.A quick relevant f-bomb at the 49 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27080"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27081,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27080\/revisions\/27081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}