{"id":28804,"date":"2020-07-05T00:02:33","date_gmt":"2020-07-05T05:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=28804"},"modified":"2020-07-05T02:16:23","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T07:16:23","slug":"gravy-drinker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=28804","title":{"rendered":"Gravy Drinker"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jim Gaffigan with some helpful gastrointestinal observations.<br>I used to work with someone who always ordered extra gravy <br>on the side whenever we went to a KFC.<br>He would drink it like most people would coffee.<br>I always though he&#8217;d have a stroke by the time he hit thirty.<br>Remember kids, drinking gravy is like punching a Hell&#8217;s Angel<br>in the face, oh it might feel good for a few moments but you&#8217;ll<br>end up in a drainage ditch somewhere spitting out what&#8217;s left<br>of your teeth.<br>This piece ends at the halfway mark, Jim keeps rolling with<br>what seems like a non-sequitur of a comedic nature.<br>It&#8217;s HIS YouTube account, my complaints are being ignored&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Gravy Drinker\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pnptSmzniFA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jim Gaffigan with some helpful gastrointestinal observations.I used to work with someone who always ordered extra gravy on the side whenever we went to a KFC.He would drink it like most people would coffee.I always though he&#8217;d have a stroke by the time he hit thirty.Remember kids, drinking gravy is like punching a Hell&#8217;s Angelin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28804"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28820,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28804\/revisions\/28820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}