{"id":2898,"date":"2015-05-16T15:28:23","date_gmt":"2015-05-16T20:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=2898"},"modified":"2015-05-16T15:28:55","modified_gmt":"2015-05-16T20:28:55","slug":"the-verb-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=2898","title":{"rendered":"The Verb To Be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Dave Cash.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll enjoy this.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all about venturing forth and doing what&#8217;s right.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s plenty of stuff about being moral and ethical<br \/>\nand how to avoid the common pitfalls one might face<br \/>\nwhen encountering the usual trials and tribulations&#8230;(DERP!)<br \/>\nNo, not really, it&#8217;s the same old crap you get with<br \/>\nthat ridiculous commencement speech and worthless piece<br \/>\nof paper that you receive after shelling out tens of thousands<br \/>\nof hard earned dollars only to discover that you&#8217;ll never<br \/>\nwork in the field that you studied so hard to master!<br \/>\nGot it?!<br \/>\nThis is a great piece of satire for graduation day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dR0WSK4TWfs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I like that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Dave Cash. You&#8217;ll enjoy this. It&#8217;s all about venturing forth and doing what&#8217;s right. There&#8217;s plenty of stuff about being moral and ethical and how to avoid the common pitfalls one might face when encountering the usual trials and tribulations&#8230;(DERP!) No, not really, it&#8217;s the same old crap you get with that ridiculous commencement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2898"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2900,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2898\/revisions\/2900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}