{"id":29541,"date":"2020-08-18T00:02:07","date_gmt":"2020-08-18T05:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=29541"},"modified":"2020-08-17T23:04:46","modified_gmt":"2020-08-18T04:04:46","slug":"waffle-house-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=29541","title":{"rendered":"Waffle House"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A disturbing, yet oddly compelling, diatribe about everyone&#8217;s<br>favorite cardboard and faux maple syrup late night source.<br>I have never understood pancakes or waffles, and yes they<br>are most definitely the same thing.<br>Eating two bites from one and I&#8217;m full, yet my stomach starts <br>to growl like it&#8217;s devoid of cheesy comestibles.<br>It&#8217;s the same feeling I get if I eat an empty cereal box.<br>When I worked down south I would eat at the local WH and<br>choke back some black coffee, grits, and home fries.<br>It wasn&#8217;t too bad, I&#8217;m still alive.<br>If you want to call it that&#8230;<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"&quot;Waffle House&quot; - Jim Gaffigan Standup (King Baby)\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/v02mT37pm_8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A disturbing, yet oddly compelling, diatribe about everyone&#8217;sfavorite cardboard and faux maple syrup late night source.I have never understood pancakes or waffles, and yes theyare most definitely the same thing.Eating two bites from one and I&#8217;m full, yet my stomach starts to growl like it&#8217;s devoid of cheesy comestibles.It&#8217;s the same feeling I get if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29541"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29542,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29541\/revisions\/29542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}