{"id":29547,"date":"2020-08-18T00:04:16","date_gmt":"2020-08-18T05:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=29547"},"modified":"2020-08-17T23:30:22","modified_gmt":"2020-08-18T04:30:22","slug":"i-dont-eat-burritos-anymore-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=29547","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Eat Burritos Anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">G Xavier Robillard with a brief explanation as to<br>why he avoids chewing on small sleeping bags full <br>of meat, cheese and girl scouts.<br>Mr. Robillard has high standards.<br>I, on the other hand, have no such inhibitions.<br>If held far enough away, with the sun in your eyes,<br>they look just like a loaded diaper&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"I Don&#039;t Eat Burritos Anymore\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/seahVk6D8JU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G Xavier Robillard with a brief explanation as towhy he avoids chewing on small sleeping bags full of meat, cheese and girl scouts.Mr. Robillard has high standards.I, on the other hand, have no such inhibitions.If held far enough away, with the sun in your eyes,they look just like a loaded diaper&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29547"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29548,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29547\/revisions\/29548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}