{"id":29970,"date":"2020-09-11T00:06:29","date_gmt":"2020-09-11T05:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=29970"},"modified":"2020-09-11T01:15:41","modified_gmt":"2020-09-11T06:15:41","slug":"kill-the-dog-next-door-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=29970","title":{"rendered":"Kill the Dog Next Door"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Arrogant Worms with a tune that I can relate to.<br>Living next door to a nasty dog can be more than<br>irritating, short of sneaking into the neighbor&#8217;s yard <br>and drop kicking the little mood killer into the woods <br>there&#8217;s not much you can do.<br>I suppose you can always whack the owner in the kisser<br>with a manure shovel, but that should be used as a last<br>resort, especially if he&#8217;s bigger than you&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Kill the Dog Next Door\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/d1WdbJ23vv4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Arrogant Worms with a tune that I can relate to.Living next door to a nasty dog can be more thanirritating, short of sneaking into the neighbor&#8217;s yard and drop kicking the little mood killer into the woods there&#8217;s not much you can do.I suppose you can always whack the owner in the kisserwith a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29970"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29976,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29970\/revisions\/29976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}