{"id":30895,"date":"2020-11-03T00:04:42","date_gmt":"2020-11-03T05:04:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=30895"},"modified":"2020-11-02T16:40:12","modified_gmt":"2020-11-02T21:40:12","slug":"you-suck-at-cooking-french-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=30895","title":{"rendered":"You Suck at Cooking: French Toast"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">YSAC with a yummy recipe for toast that is <br>eaten by French people everywhere.<br>Probably about as much as Italian people<br>who eat pizza, and Chinese folks who nibble<br>on fortune cookies, and Scottish gits who <br>wolf down Haggis.<br>We Americans have a tendency of creating a<br>fast food, with barely any nutritional value<br>whatsoever, and then assigning a country of<br>origin to it, probably for purposes of <br>deflecting blame once it&#8217;s discovered that it<br>doesn&#8217;t really qualify as an edible to begin with.<br>French Toast is essentially cooked bread, loads<br>of maple syrup, and lots of profanity.<br>My mother swore an awful lot when cooking<br>this stuff, not sure why, probably had to do<br>with the flames, smoke and third degree burns.<br>My mother was not a great cook.<br>This guy is, that&#8217;s what&#8217;s important&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"French Toast - You Suck at Cooking (episode 116)\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tpSqIx_gDMA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">   <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YSAC with a yummy recipe for toast that is eaten by French people everywhere.Probably about as much as Italian peoplewho eat pizza, and Chinese folks who nibbleon fortune cookies, and Scottish gits who wolf down Haggis.We Americans have a tendency of creating afast food, with barely any nutritional valuewhatsoever, and then assigning a country oforigin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30895"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30896,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30895\/revisions\/30896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}