{"id":31513,"date":"2020-12-12T00:04:35","date_gmt":"2020-12-12T05:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=31513"},"modified":"2020-12-12T07:07:54","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T12:07:54","slug":"pizza-pockets-calzones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=31513","title":{"rendered":"Pizza Pockets: Calzones"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You Suck at Cooking with a culinary treat that&#8217;s<br>convenient and tasty.<br>Pizza in your pocket, it gets a bit messy but your <br>taste buds will love you forever.<br>A wee bit of profanity in the middle, it cannot be<br>helped, his love for all things ickyscrumptious <br>cannot be denied and the passion got the best of him.<br>Just cover the kids, grandma, and the nun you keep in <br>the cupboard with several hundred military blankets<br>and you should be fine&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Pizza Pockets: calzones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 119)\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CRNg3EcomrI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p> <br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You Suck at Cooking with a culinary treat that&#8217;sconvenient and tasty.Pizza in your pocket, it gets a bit messy but your taste buds will love you forever.A wee bit of profanity in the middle, it cannot behelped, his love for all things ickyscrumptious cannot be denied and the passion got the best of him.Just cover [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31513"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31514,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31513\/revisions\/31514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}