{"id":32985,"date":"2021-03-12T00:02:14","date_gmt":"2021-03-12T05:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=32985"},"modified":"2021-03-11T15:55:48","modified_gmt":"2021-03-11T20:55:48","slug":"staples-is-exhausting-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=32985","title":{"rendered":"Staples is Exhausting"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Andrew Norelli with a humorous look at <br>low level guy shopping.<br>Must be stated that way due to the <br>woosification factor inherent within.<br>I speak from experience, I detest shopping<br>with the power of a thousand suns.<br>The moment I enter a store my mind goes<br>completely south.<br>My response is to lower my head, grit my teeth<br>and slam, cranium first, into any of the mall cops <br>that happen to be walking by.<br>If I hear one more judge say &#8220;You again?!&#8221; I&#8217;m<br>gonna lose it&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Staples is Exhausting\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8O5bkIetKLQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <br>    <br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andrew Norelli with a humorous look at low level guy shopping.Must be stated that way due to the woosification factor inherent within.I speak from experience, I detest shoppingwith the power of a thousand suns.The moment I enter a store my mind goescompletely south.My response is to lower my head, grit my teethand slam, cranium first, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32985"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32986,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32985\/revisions\/32986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}