{"id":34201,"date":"2021-05-25T00:02:38","date_gmt":"2021-05-25T05:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=34201"},"modified":"2021-05-24T14:31:20","modified_gmt":"2021-05-24T19:31:20","slug":"that-dresser-could-have-killed-me-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=34201","title":{"rendered":"That Dresser Could Have Killed Me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tommy Ryman is in Lament Mode.<br>Apparently he has furniture that is trying to do him in.<br>I never had any issues with tables, chairs and the like<br>but I went through a time when I&#8217;d wake up every <br>morning with a pillow firmly covering my face.<br>Woke up gagging and gasping for air, it was terrible.<br>When I asked the wife if she had noticed anything<br>odd going on when I slept she just shrugged her<br>shoulders and said &#8220;Nothing that can be proven in court!&#8221;  <br>She has my back.<br>Some great lines here&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"That Dresser Could Have Killed Me\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WW51j1P8_h4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy Ryman is in Lament Mode.Apparently he has furniture that is trying to do him in.I never had any issues with tables, chairs and the likebut I went through a time when I&#8217;d wake up every morning with a pillow firmly covering my face.Woke up gagging and gasping for air, it was terrible.When I asked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34202,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34201\/revisions\/34202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}