{"id":34652,"date":"2021-06-20T00:06:23","date_gmt":"2021-06-20T05:06:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=34652"},"modified":"2021-06-20T00:35:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-20T05:35:00","slug":"daddy-please-dont-go-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=34652","title":{"rendered":"Daddy Please Don&#8217;t Go"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is a refrain that was shouted out at my house <br>when I was a wee lad.<br>They say behind every stereotype is a kernel of truth,<br>and that is certainly the case with dads and their <br>telltale odors, especially of the bathroom variety.<br>When my father grabbed a newspaper and a cup<br>of black coffee (no lie) we would head for the hills.<br>Technically the house would be safe to inhabit once again<br>after a day or so, but my mother would open all the <br>windows and call it &#8220;safe&#8221; after a couple of hours.<br>I don&#8217;t think my maternal unit had a normal working<br>olfactory system, maybe at one time, before I was born.<br>This is for Dads everywhere, especially the ones <br>reading the sports and saying &#8220;fairwell&#8221; to yesterday&#8217;s<br>spaghetti and meatballs&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Daddy, Please Don&#039;t Go\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y0CHtQDSK2c?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">    <br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a refrain that was shouted out at my house when I was a wee lad.They say behind every stereotype is a kernel of truth,and that is certainly the case with dads and their telltale odors, especially of the bathroom variety.When my father grabbed a newspaper and a cupof black coffee (no lie) we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34653,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34652\/revisions\/34653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}