{"id":35498,"date":"2021-08-06T00:04:40","date_gmt":"2021-08-06T05:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=35498"},"modified":"2021-08-05T16:01:41","modified_gmt":"2021-08-05T21:01:41","slug":"soccer-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=35498","title":{"rendered":"Soccer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Simpsons with a pretty irreverent look at what<br>the rest of the world calls football.<br>When you think about what WE as Americans call<br>football&#8230;American football, the &#8220;ball&#8221; isn&#8217;t even a<br>ball and it rarely if ever comes in contact with a foot.<br>In soccer, it ALWAYS touches a foot, and it is indeed<br>a ball&#8230;round, bouncy and it rolls like a head fresh<br>off a guillotine.<br>Soccer is a world wide sport of immense popularity,<br>while American football is enjoyed by those who<br>drink heavily and are too out of shape to change the<br>damned channel.<br>That is my summation at least.<br>As usual the Simpsons view of something is pretty<br>spot on, this is right up there with the best of them&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"The Simpsons take on soccer\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rJu2qSJ9zno?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br> <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Simpsons with a pretty irreverent look at whatthe rest of the world calls football.When you think about what WE as Americans callfootball&#8230;American football, the &#8220;ball&#8221; isn&#8217;t even aball and it rarely if ever comes in contact with a foot.In soccer, it ALWAYS touches a foot, and it is indeeda ball&#8230;round, bouncy and it rolls [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35499,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35498\/revisions\/35499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}