{"id":35824,"date":"2021-08-26T00:04:32","date_gmt":"2021-08-26T05:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=35824"},"modified":"2021-08-25T16:09:15","modified_gmt":"2021-08-25T21:09:15","slug":"crime-and-the-carpet-cleaner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=35824","title":{"rendered":"Crime and the Carpet Cleaner"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tom Mabe with a piece that I love to play on the show.<br>A dark one this is.<br>Yoda lives&#8230;apparently.<br>The whole gist of the phone call is he has a plan to deal<br>with telemarketers, a group of folk he hates with a <br>passion, plots the script and waits for some poor knob<br>to call him with a sales pitch.<br>I&#8217;m sure a lot of them fall flat for various reasons, the<br>back and forth may not pan out the way he planned it.<br>This is one of the ones that work.<br>Did I mention it was a bit dark&#8230;?<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Crime And The Carpet Cleaner\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ohQCAFNrU60?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Mabe with a piece that I love to play on the show.A dark one this is.Yoda lives&#8230;apparently.The whole gist of the phone call is he has a plan to dealwith telemarketers, a group of folk he hates with a passion, plots the script and waits for some poor knobto call him with a sales [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35824"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35825,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35824\/revisions\/35825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}