{"id":38725,"date":"2022-02-14T00:02:19","date_gmt":"2022-02-14T05:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=38725"},"modified":"2022-02-13T17:04:01","modified_gmt":"2022-02-13T22:04:01","slug":"the-jealous-ex-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=38725","title":{"rendered":"The Jealous Ex"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is a pretty funny piece by Michael Somerville.<br>His girlfriend was a bit clingy, one might say plastic<br>wrap clingy with a dash of wet shower curtain <br>clingy on the side.<br>I make no such judgements.<br>But if I were to it would be more along the lines of<br>Gorilla Glue coated tarpaulin clingy.<br>The famous adhesive, not the infamous cannabis strain.<br>That would be silly, interesting but silly.<br>Some great lines here&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"The Jealous Ex\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PtchS99h5DA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a pretty funny piece by Michael Somerville.His girlfriend was a bit clingy, one might say plasticwrap clingy with a dash of wet shower curtain clingy on the side.I make no such judgements.But if I were to it would be more along the lines ofGorilla Glue coated tarpaulin clingy.The famous adhesive, not the infamous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38726,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38725\/revisions\/38726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}