{"id":40922,"date":"2022-06-28T00:06:33","date_gmt":"2022-06-28T05:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=40922"},"modified":"2022-06-27T17:17:32","modified_gmt":"2022-06-27T22:17:32","slug":"red-ants-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=40922","title":{"rendered":"Red Ants"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Heywood Banks with a great tune about a not<br>so great picnic pest.<br>It&#8217;s Summer, we have to take the good with the bad.<br>Or, in this case, the good with the irritating.<br>Ants aren&#8217;t bad, they have their own thing to do.<br>I get that.<br>All I ask is that they stay the Hell away from my <br>potato salad!<br>Is that too much to ask?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Red Ants (are crawling up my leg)\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aBK9ZOMGFgw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heywood Banks with a great tune about a notso great picnic pest.It&#8217;s Summer, we have to take the good with the bad.Or, in this case, the good with the irritating.Ants aren&#8217;t bad, they have their own thing to do.I get that.All I ask is that they stay the Hell away from my potato salad!Is that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40923,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40922\/revisions\/40923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}