{"id":42486,"date":"2022-10-01T00:04:57","date_gmt":"2022-10-01T05:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=42486"},"modified":"2022-10-01T10:18:38","modified_gmt":"2022-10-01T15:18:38","slug":"who-wants-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=42486","title":{"rendered":"Who Wants Ice Cream?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Growing up I wanted to be an astronaut.<br>My parents told me that because I was a <br>problem child NASA would never take me.<br>Apparently giving Atomic Wedgies to total<br>strangers that you meet on the street is<br>frowned upon.<br>Then my goal was to be a fireman.<br>That didn&#8217;t pan out either, I love starting fires<br>and watching things burn and I hate Chili.<br>I settled on being an ice cream man!<br>After watching this guy in action I&#8217;m glad <br>that I didn&#8217;t choose that career&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Robot Chicken - Who Wants Ice Cream?\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rPaf5Ii_rds?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Growing up I wanted to be an astronaut.My parents told me that because I was a problem child NASA would never take me.Apparently giving Atomic Wedgies to totalstrangers that you meet on the street isfrowned upon.Then my goal was to be a fireman.That didn&#8217;t pan out either, I love starting firesand watching things burn and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42487,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42486\/revisions\/42487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}