{"id":46188,"date":"2023-05-23T00:06:00","date_gmt":"2023-05-23T05:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=46188"},"modified":"2023-05-22T15:59:22","modified_gmt":"2023-05-22T20:59:22","slug":"red-ants-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=46188","title":{"rendered":"Red Ants"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A Heywood Banks original.<br>Yep, he&#8217;s to blame for this monstrosity.<br>Kidding, it&#8217;s actually a decent tune, it&#8217;s <br>the subject matter that is less than stellar.<br>I have more ants living in my kitchen than<br>exist in all the anthills west of the Mississippi.<br>I exaggerate, but only slightly.<br>When ant families have picnics do you think <br>at some point during the eating a fat, bald<br>guy from Minnesota crawls onto their picnic<br>table and eats all the potato salad?  <br>Asking for a friend&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Red Ants (are crawling up my leg)\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aBK9ZOMGFgw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Heywood Banks original.Yep, he&#8217;s to blame for this monstrosity.Kidding, it&#8217;s actually a decent tune, it&#8217;s the subject matter that is less than stellar.I have more ants living in my kitchen thanexist in all the anthills west of the Mississippi.I exaggerate, but only slightly.When ant families have picnics do you think at some point during [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46189,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46188\/revisions\/46189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}