{"id":46276,"date":"2023-05-28T00:06:00","date_gmt":"2023-05-28T05:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=46276"},"modified":"2023-05-28T00:27:24","modified_gmt":"2023-05-28T05:27:24","slug":"my-face-is-covered-with-hummingbirds-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=46276","title":{"rendered":"My Face is Covered with Hummingbirds"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This is exactly what happened to me this week. <br>I whipped up some homemade hummingbird food in the kitchen.<br>They love fried chicken and scalloped potatoes, with some thick gravy<br>on the side usually but I was out of everything except for raw organic <br>sugar and some tap water.<br>Scraping out the dried potatoes and old drumsticks from the feeder I<br>filled it with the aforementioned sugary substance and waited for a <br>plethora of the colorful little birds to appear.<br>None came, nothing, not a one.<br>I ran back into the house and drew a bunch of the no-shows onto <br>some cardboard with a crayon, stapled several onto my face and<br>stumbled back outside.<br>It&#8217;s a small world&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"My Face is Covered With Hummingbirds\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/e4uJO6Wey_0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is exactly what happened to me this week. I whipped up some homemade hummingbird food in the kitchen.They love fried chicken and scalloped potatoes, with some thick gravyon the side usually but I was out of everything except for raw organic sugar and some tap water.Scraping out the dried potatoes and old drumsticks from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46276"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46287,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46276\/revisions\/46287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}