{"id":46623,"date":"2023-06-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2023-06-20T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=46623"},"modified":"2023-06-19T16:30:10","modified_gmt":"2023-06-19T21:30:10","slug":"adulting-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=46623","title":{"rendered":"Adulting"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I feel like that sometimes, I&#8217;m getting older every day but I<br>still feel like a kid inside.<br>I&#8217;m still learning, I&#8217;m still wide eyed and optimistic (to a <br>point, I&#8217;m not stupid) and want more than anything for<br>the world and all its complexities to work well.<br>The only thing that&#8217;s really changed is that I simply want<br>all of my enemies to die a horrible, painful death.<br>Not really ALL of them, just the ones that I can&#8217;t shoot in<br>the face with a bazooka, technically not a painful demise<br>as the projectile leaves a bazooka at an ungodly rate of <br>speed and packs such force as to obliterate the average<br>face with ease, ensuring a relatively painless death.<br>And I base that finding on the fact that nobody in recorded<br>history has ever complained about the pain inflicted when <br>shot in the kisser with said weaponry.<br>Zoltan has not yet reached the level of Zen that I have&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Adulting | Zoltan Kaszas | Modern Male\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4WtOJeuc7sA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like that sometimes, I&#8217;m getting older every day but Istill feel like a kid inside.I&#8217;m still learning, I&#8217;m still wide eyed and optimistic (to a point, I&#8217;m not stupid) and want more than anything forthe world and all its complexities to work well.The only thing that&#8217;s really changed is that I simply wantall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46623"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46629,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46623\/revisions\/46629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}