{"id":46705,"date":"2023-06-25T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2023-06-25T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=46705"},"modified":"2023-06-24T21:00:28","modified_gmt":"2023-06-25T02:00:28","slug":"miracle-creams-are-a-waste-of-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=46705","title":{"rendered":"Miracle Creams Are a  Waste of Money"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Juston McKinney with a message for the ladies.<br>And for anyone else that thinks you can take years off your body<br>with snake oil treatments.<br>Here&#8217;s the cycle of life&#8230;you get old, you get ugly, you die.<br>Not one exception to that rule, not since the beginning of time.<br>Here&#8217;s another one&#8230;We&#8217;re not here for a long time, we&#8217;re here   <br>for a good time.<br>I like that one even more&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ladies, Miracle Creams Are A Waste Of Money | Juston McKinney\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/i4E7uJXuBBc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Juston McKinney with a message for the ladies.And for anyone else that thinks you can take years off your bodywith snake oil treatments.Here&#8217;s the cycle of life&#8230;you get old, you get ugly, you die.Not one exception to that rule, not since the beginning of time.Here&#8217;s another one&#8230;We&#8217;re not here for a long time, we&#8217;re here [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46705"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46706,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46705\/revisions\/46706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}