{"id":47652,"date":"2023-08-23T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-23T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=47652"},"modified":"2023-08-22T17:34:02","modified_gmt":"2023-08-22T22:34:02","slug":"hotel-pools-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=47652","title":{"rendered":"Hotel Pools"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Jim Gaffigan with a look at indoor communal bathing.<br>Yeah, I know some folks call it a swimming pool.<br>Nothing could be further from the truth.<br>About that kid with the goofy grin you&#8217;re standing next <br>to in the shallow end, he&#8217;s smiling because he just peed!<br>All his friends did too, that&#8217;s why your legs are boiling.<br>Not to fret, you can return the favor, they left all their <br>towels by the chairs, have another lemonade first&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Hotel Pools - Jim Gaffigan\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pnN0xDjBSDs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jim Gaffigan with a look at indoor communal bathing.Yeah, I know some folks call it a swimming pool.Nothing could be further from the truth.About that kid with the goofy grin you&#8217;re standing next to in the shallow end, he&#8217;s smiling because he just peed!All his friends did too, that&#8217;s why your legs are boiling.Not to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47653,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47652\/revisions\/47653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}