{"id":47770,"date":"2023-08-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-30T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=47770"},"modified":"2023-08-29T18:27:15","modified_gmt":"2023-08-29T23:27:15","slug":"bear-spray-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=47770","title":{"rendered":"Bear Spray"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>David Crowe with a lesson on how to bring down a large Grizzly<br>with nothing more than a couple of David Gilmour concert tickets<br>and a really big burlap bag.<br>It&#8217;s all in the delivery.<br>First you toss the immense killing machine the tickets, the bear will be<br>ecstatic as Hell, you may even bring a tear to eye because as everyone<br>knows they just LOVE a pure blues man that can deliver a slow and easy<br>soul reaching solo.<br>While the bear is preoccupied with the awesome gift, you simply sneak <br>up behind him, stuff his furry self into the sack, and you&#8217;re done!<br>I&#8217;ve worked this all out on paper, should be a go&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Bear Spray\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/R6lcgp67gYI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David Crowe with a lesson on how to bring down a large Grizzlywith nothing more than a couple of David Gilmour concert ticketsand a really big burlap bag.It&#8217;s all in the delivery.First you toss the immense killing machine the tickets, the bear will beecstatic as Hell, you may even bring a tear to eye because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47771,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47770\/revisions\/47771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}