{"id":4797,"date":"2016-04-07T22:54:43","date_gmt":"2016-04-08T03:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=4797"},"modified":"2016-04-07T22:54:43","modified_gmt":"2016-04-08T03:54:43","slug":"the-secret-to-a-perfect-body","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=4797","title":{"rendered":"The Secret to a Perfect Body"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Genetics!<br \/>\nA funny but very sobering piece on how YOU can never<br \/>\nachieve what naturally born athletes already have.<br \/>\nIf I am not mistaken a large number of homicides in<br \/>\nthis country are carried out right after this statement<br \/>\nhas been made &#8220;My metabolism is so high I can eat whatever<br \/>\nI want and not gain a pound!&#8221;.<br \/>\nComedy sketch by College Humor&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_zO2wFkl46g\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Genetics! A funny but very sobering piece on how YOU can never achieve what naturally born athletes already have. If I am not mistaken a large number of homicides in this country are carried out right after this statement has been made &#8220;My metabolism is so high I can eat whatever I want and not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4797"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4798,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4797\/revisions\/4798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}