{"id":48216,"date":"2023-10-04T10:39:00","date_gmt":"2023-10-04T15:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=48216"},"modified":"2023-10-04T10:42:29","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T15:42:29","slug":"sorry-were-late-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=48216","title":{"rendered":"Sorry We&#8217;re Late"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Andy Woodhull with a timely lament.<br>About time, he laments.<br>He laments about time.<br>I appear to be stuck in some Marvel Universe\/<br>Porn Hub &#8220;Click Here if You Want the Full Video&#8221; <br>Time Portal thingy probably caused by a Doctor<br>Strange Douche Baggery spell that went awry.<br>The life of a super hero is very complicated.<br>Couldn&#8217;t take the stress, hung up my cape and<br>brightly colored underpants years ago.<br>I no longer use my super speed for anything but<br>going to the bathroom and arguing with the wife.<br>On occasion I&#8217;ll kick it in if caught peering through<br>a window, but that&#8217;s about it.<br>X-ray vision would be a blast, just sayin&#8217;&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Sorry We&#039;re Late\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kk01VENBYjE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andy Woodhull with a timely lament.About time, he laments.He laments about time.I appear to be stuck in some Marvel Universe\/Porn Hub &#8220;Click Here if You Want the Full Video&#8221; Time Portal thingy probably caused by a DoctorStrange Douche Baggery spell that went awry.The life of a super hero is very complicated.Couldn&#8217;t take the stress, hung [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48217,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48216\/revisions\/48217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}