{"id":48519,"date":"2023-10-23T20:37:47","date_gmt":"2023-10-24T01:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=48519"},"modified":"2023-10-23T20:37:48","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T01:37:48","slug":"the-villages-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=48519","title":{"rendered":"The Villages"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Kathleen Madigan&#8217;s parent are currently being held captive in an<br>old folk&#8217;s prison encampment somewhere in the bowels of Florida.<br>They are forced to participate in shuffle board (oh dear god) and<br>pickle ball (dafudge?!), and the annual school budget &#8220;NO!&#8221; vote.<br>Ice Tea and Thorazine is passed out regularly, they&#8217;re wheeled <br>outside for ten minutes every day, and Wednesday&#8217;s Strip Poker<br>tournament is the most popular event at the Pavilion, even though <br>nine employees have taken their own lives while on duty.<br>Remember, the speed limit is whatever babies crawl at when they&#8217;re <br>tired&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"The Villages, Florida\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Tu1eEwZzRkE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kathleen Madigan&#8217;s parent are currently being held captive in anold folk&#8217;s prison encampment somewhere in the bowels of Florida.They are forced to participate in shuffle board (oh dear god) andpickle ball (dafudge?!), and the annual school budget &#8220;NO!&#8221; vote.Ice Tea and Thorazine is passed out regularly, they&#8217;re wheeled outside for ten minutes every day, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48520,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48519\/revisions\/48520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}