{"id":490,"date":"2013-07-10T20:32:12","date_gmt":"2013-07-11T01:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=490"},"modified":"2013-07-10T20:32:12","modified_gmt":"2013-07-11T01:32:12","slug":"you-dont-have-to-put-on-the-red-light","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=490","title":{"rendered":"You don&#8217;t have to put on the red light"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is in full bloom.<br \/>\nI have some incredible pumpkin activity going on in my garden.<br \/>\nThe strange thing is, I don&#8217;t recall planting any.<br \/>\nJust the same, there will be some serious Jack&#8217;O Lantern carving in the Fall!<br \/>\nI have planted Summer squash, cucumbers, beans, tomatoes and a few tourists<br \/>\nwho ventured to close to the property line.<br \/>\nKidding&#8230;I may have seen Motel Hell once too many times, sorry.<br \/>\nAs I was saying, Summer is upon us and once the monsoon season is<br \/>\nfinished there will be some major league enjoyances to facilitate.<br \/>\nMy spell checker just informed me that there is no such word as<br \/>\nenjoyances.<br \/>\nThere is now.<br \/>\nCritters are going to and fro, both land based and the kind that fly.<br \/>\nThat is a good thing, it&#8217;s the little things that enable the big things.<br \/>\nIn honor of finding a dying bumble bee in my basement last night, he\/she has<br \/>\nsince passed, I dedicate this piece to him\/her.<br \/>\nThis guy is good, I play him on the show every chance that I can get!<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_Qp_nMntvR8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>What sex is a bumble bee? Male? Female? Other?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is in full bloom. I have some incredible pumpkin activity going on in my garden. The strange thing is, I don&#8217;t recall planting any. Just the same, there will be some serious Jack&#8217;O Lantern carving in the Fall! I have planted Summer squash, cucumbers, beans, tomatoes and a few tourists who ventured to close [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":491,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions\/491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}