{"id":495,"date":"2013-07-12T23:11:18","date_gmt":"2013-07-13T04:11:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=495"},"modified":"2013-07-12T23:11:18","modified_gmt":"2013-07-13T04:11:18","slug":"i-dont-exist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=495","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Exist&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are many things on this plant that I embrace.<br \/>\nI am not going to give you a complete list because that<br \/>\nwould take far too much time and the legal ramifications<br \/>\nwould be daunting, to say the least.<br \/>\nThat line sounded funnier in my head.<br \/>\nLest you think &#8220;He likes GOATS?!&#8221;, I&#8230;WAS&#8230;KIDDING!<br \/>\nAbout the legal thingy, not about the embracing part.<br \/>\nThere are days, like today, where I really go out of my way to<br \/>\nfind my inner &#8220;weird&#8221;.<br \/>\nStrange things are intriguing, let&#8217;s face it.<br \/>\nWe all like to stare when shopping at Walmart.<br \/>\nWhen the circus comes to town we head straight for the freak show.<br \/>\nAnd don&#8217;t even talk to me about television programming!<br \/>\nWeird is good, just ask these guys&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xVr2hbE6aW0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>There is so much strange going on here it&#8217;s awesome!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are many things on this plant that I embrace. I am not going to give you a complete list because that would take far too much time and the legal ramifications would be daunting, to say the least. That line sounded funnier in my head. Lest you think &#8220;He likes GOATS?!&#8221;, I&#8230;WAS&#8230;KIDDING! About the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":496,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions\/496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}