{"id":49730,"date":"2024-01-16T17:03:22","date_gmt":"2024-01-16T22:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=49730"},"modified":"2024-01-16T17:03:23","modified_gmt":"2024-01-16T22:03:23","slug":"my-nine-year-old-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=49730","title":{"rendered":"My Nine Year Old"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mike Armstrong used to be a policeman.<br>He would hit an Open Mic Night at the local comedy club<br>between shifts to hone his act.<br>When he got good enough to attract a following he quit<br>the force and became a stand-up comic.<br>Good move, he&#8217;s a very funny guy.<br>Here&#8217;s a great slice of Mike&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"My Nine Year Old\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LFkrgFcyxRo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mike Armstrong used to be a policeman.He would hit an Open Mic Night at the local comedy clubbetween shifts to hone his act.When he got good enough to attract a following he quitthe force and became a stand-up comic.Good move, he&#8217;s a very funny guy.Here&#8217;s a great slice of Mike&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49731,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49730\/revisions\/49731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}