{"id":52093,"date":"2024-06-24T15:18:34","date_gmt":"2024-06-24T20:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=52093"},"modified":"2024-06-24T15:18:35","modified_gmt":"2024-06-24T20:18:35","slug":"lawn-dart-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=52093","title":{"rendered":"Lawn Dart"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let the Summer novelty begin!<br>Ed&#8217;s Redeeming Qualities with a fairly well done<br>tune about sharp things, accident prone people,<br>and the EMTs that love them.<br>One ten year old kid takes a dart to the noggin&#8217;<br>and the powers that be yank all of the toys of<br>death and destruction off the shelves!<br>They should make you take an aptitude test.<br>If you pass you can purchase lawn darts.<br>If you fail, you get a big bag of marshmallows&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Lawn Dart\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/r5yfQ_VGq0g?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let the Summer novelty begin!Ed&#8217;s Redeeming Qualities with a fairly well donetune about sharp things, accident prone people,and the EMTs that love them.One ten year old kid takes a dart to the noggin&#8217;and the powers that be yank all of the toys ofdeath and destruction off the shelves!They should make you take an aptitude test.If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52093"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52094,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52093\/revisions\/52094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}