{"id":53542,"date":"2024-09-28T08:57:46","date_gmt":"2024-09-28T13:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=53542"},"modified":"2024-09-28T08:57:47","modified_gmt":"2024-09-28T13:57:47","slug":"4th-grade-girls-basketball-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=53542","title":{"rendered":"4th Grade Girl&#8217;s Basketball"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This piece by Cy Amundson is hilarious.<br>I played biddy league basketball when I was a wee zygote.<br>The coach hated me for not following proper etiquette, I <br>was always dunking the ball on my opponents.<br>Nothing says &#8220;Your Momma!&#8221; quite like a reverse slam<br>dunk after a between the legs dribble past several defenders.<br>Let&#8217;s all take a moment to chortle over that unlikely scenario!<br>To be fair I&#8217;ve always been a great dribbler, I&#8217;ve never made it <br>to the end of a day without soaking the front of my shirts.<br>The pictures in my head really resonate when he describes<br>his situation, any attempt by a ten year old girl at a three<br>pointer is a visual worthy of a tremendous belly laugh&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"4th Grade Girls Basketball\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7B9p5x-kqlE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This piece by Cy Amundson is hilarious.I played biddy league basketball when I was a wee zygote.The coach hated me for not following proper etiquette, I was always dunking the ball on my opponents.Nothing says &#8220;Your Momma!&#8221; quite like a reverse slamdunk after a between the legs dribble past several defenders.Let&#8217;s all take a moment [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53543,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53542\/revisions\/53543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}