{"id":53565,"date":"2024-09-30T14:33:05","date_gmt":"2024-09-30T19:33:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=53565"},"modified":"2024-09-30T14:33:06","modified_gmt":"2024-09-30T19:33:06","slug":"the-nascar-song-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=53565","title":{"rendered":"The NASCAR Song"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Steve Goodie with a great NASCAR parody.<br>I have never understood the need, or the desire, to<br>run a 500 mile race with only left hand turns!<br>At least make it interesting, dribble some 10-40 on<br>and around the first turn, toss a few dozen sheet metal<br>screws in the middle of the straights, and get that damned<br>Slushy Machine to churn out several hundred pounds of<br>crushed ice you can cover the pit stops with!<br>Gotta pull in because you&#8217;re running out of fuel?<br>In the front door, right out the back, sideways!<br>Now THAT&#8217;S worth the price of a ticket&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"The NASCAR Song\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VmiPbNA7EbM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steve Goodie with a great NASCAR parody.I have never understood the need, or the desire, torun a 500 mile race with only left hand turns!At least make it interesting, dribble some 10-40 onand around the first turn, toss a few dozen sheet metalscrews in the middle of the straights, and get that damnedSlushy Machine to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53565"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53566,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53565\/revisions\/53566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}