{"id":5698,"date":"2016-08-13T17:04:43","date_gmt":"2016-08-13T22:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=5698"},"modified":"2016-08-13T17:04:43","modified_gmt":"2016-08-13T22:04:43","slug":"the-real-reason-your-food-arrives-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=5698","title":{"rendered":"The Real Reason Your Food Arrives Late"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a revealing little comedy sketch by Above Average<br \/>\nthat shows why certain things happen in restaurants!<br \/>\nI never go out to eat, I&#8217;m sure this is just the tip of the<br \/>\nfood services iceberg. Some low level profanity, wrap any nuns<br \/>\nyou have over in several layers of cellophane&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mTnj5BVyJvg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a revealing little comedy sketch by Above Average that shows why certain things happen in restaurants! I never go out to eat, I&#8217;m sure this is just the tip of the food services iceberg. Some low level profanity, wrap any nuns you have over in several layers of cellophane&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5699,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5698\/revisions\/5699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}