{"id":58561,"date":"2025-10-27T21:05:46","date_gmt":"2025-10-28T02:05:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=58561"},"modified":"2025-10-27T21:05:48","modified_gmt":"2025-10-28T02:05:48","slug":"milton-just-bought-a-butane-lighter-time-to-leave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=58561","title":{"rendered":"Milton Just Bought a Butane Lighter&#8230;Time to Leave!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"590\" height=\"462\" src=\"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Milton-Jobs.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-58562\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Milton-Jobs.jpg 590w, https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Milton-Jobs-300x235.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58561"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58563,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58561\/revisions\/58563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}