{"id":59437,"date":"2026-03-24T12:03:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T17:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=59437"},"modified":"2026-03-23T22:26:30","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T03:26:30","slug":"you-suck-at-cooking-special-breakfast-bagel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=59437","title":{"rendered":"You Suck at Cooking: Special Breakfast Bagel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mouth was watering like a lawn sprinkler while watching this video.<br>I am not like most people who think that carbs are bad, they most<br>certainly are not, they fuel me when I am active and mobile.<br>Carbs are like gasoline for your car, if you drive a lot gas it up.<br>If you aren&#8217;t going anywhere no need to drop a bundle to fill up<br>the old minivan.<br>Back to the bagel.<br>These round magical num-nums are wonderfully adaptive to<br>various substances that you might enjoy.<br>Watch and learn&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Special Breakfast Bagel - You Suck at Cooking (episode 99)\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_Czxy3nya8Y?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mouth was watering like a lawn sprinkler while watching this video.I am not like most people who think that carbs are bad, they mostcertainly are not, they fuel me when I am active and mobile.Carbs are like gasoline for your car, if you drive a lot gas it up.If you aren&#8217;t going anywhere no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59438,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59437\/revisions\/59438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}