{"id":60891,"date":"2026-07-05T20:41:28","date_gmt":"2026-07-06T01:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=60891"},"modified":"2026-07-05T20:41:29","modified_gmt":"2026-07-06T01:41:29","slug":"my-face-is-covered-by-hummingbirds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=60891","title":{"rendered":"My Face is Covered By Hummingbirds"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band with a tune for Summer. <br>I was told by a guy that I know, he&#8217;s out of rehab now, that claims you can legally hunt<br>hummingbirds, but only at night, and you have to use a rubber band and paper clips.<br>Seems implausible, hummingbirds are only here on Earth during the day, they open<br>portals to get here from another solar system, usually just before Starbucks opens,<br>after filling up on seriously high-test lattes they head off to the still yawning flowers of<br>the worlds nectar producing plants, steal same and head back to their section of the galaxy.<br>Nobody really knows why.<br>Cool tune, please listen, think of the hummingbirds&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"My Face is Covered with Hummingbirds\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/e4uJO6Wey_0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band with a tune for Summer. I was told by a guy that I know, he&#8217;s out of rehab now, that claims you can legally hunthummingbirds, but only at night, and you have to use a rubber band and paper clips.Seems implausible, hummingbirds are only here on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60892,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60891\/revisions\/60892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}