{"id":60948,"date":"2026-07-08T20:47:56","date_gmt":"2026-07-09T01:47:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=60948"},"modified":"2026-07-08T20:49:33","modified_gmt":"2026-07-09T01:49:33","slug":"why-buy-the-cow-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=60948","title":{"rendered":"Why Buy the Cow?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">John Mulaney has an answer to that question.<br>And he makes it quite humorous.<br>That&#8217;s his job, he&#8217;s a comedian.<br>It would be very different if he were a plumber.<br>It probably wouldn&#8217;t be funny, but I&#8217;ll bet it wouldn&#8217;t leak&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"John Mulaney- Why Buy The Cow?\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vq75lEnmADc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Mulaney has an answer to that question.And he makes it quite humorous.That&#8217;s his job, he&#8217;s a comedian.It would be very different if he were a plumber.It probably wouldn&#8217;t be funny, but I&#8217;ll bet it wouldn&#8217;t leak&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60949,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60948\/revisions\/60949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}