{"id":6400,"date":"2016-11-23T22:21:04","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T03:21:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=6400"},"modified":"2016-11-23T22:21:04","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T03:21:04","slug":"thanksgiving-turnip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=6400","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving Turnip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yours truly is going to cheapen the holiday by<br \/>\nthrowing the word Thanksgiving in front of<br \/>\neverything to make it all spiffy like and stuff.<br \/>\nIn this case it kind of rings true because John<br \/>\nis describing an actual (fake) meal his sister<br \/>\nreally (untrue) cooked at one time (never happened).<br \/>\nHe does make an ugly vegetable pretty darned funny.<br \/>\nMoral of the story here is never drive around on a<br \/>\ncold day with a fat man who&#8217;s eaten too much&#8230;turnip!<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aSlaPp-kB5Q\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yours truly is going to cheapen the holiday by throwing the word Thanksgiving in front of everything to make it all spiffy like and stuff. In this case it kind of rings true because John is describing an actual (fake) meal his sister really (untrue) cooked at one time (never happened). He does make an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6400"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6401,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6400\/revisions\/6401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}