{"id":803,"date":"2013-10-07T19:28:21","date_gmt":"2013-10-08T00:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=803"},"modified":"2013-10-07T19:28:21","modified_gmt":"2013-10-08T00:28:21","slug":"constable-savage-is-on-duty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=803","title":{"rendered":"Constable Savage is on duty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This sketch is by Not the 9:00 News.<br \/>\nGrowing up I remember a cop in town that reminds me of<br \/>\nthis guy, and I&#8217;m not kidding.<br \/>\nTime heals all wounds&#8230;or is that time wounds all heals?<br \/>\n<iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y5dy9URkLFI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I hope he&#8217;s scrubbing toilets in a factory somewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This sketch is by Not the 9:00 News. Growing up I remember a cop in town that reminds me of this guy, and I&#8217;m not kidding. Time heals all wounds&#8230;or is that time wounds all heals? I hope he&#8217;s scrubbing toilets in a factory somewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":804,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions\/804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}